Dumb Quotes

A collection of dumb quotes.

Some of the best ones are:

Most of my cliches aren’t original.
Quotation Mark -Chuck Knox

All of the Mets’ road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium. -Ralph Kiner

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean. -Pedro Guerrero

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win. -Doug Collins

The Minnutemen are not tall in terms of height.
~~during a UMass basketball game. -Dan Bonner

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

It was pretty good. Even the music was nice
~~said after attending an opera.

Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken. -Yogi Berra

Dumb Quotes

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