Shit my Dad says - What Twitter should have more of

Hands down, one of the best Twitter accounts I've ever seen.

This 28-year old guys tweets the shit his dad says. Really funny, in fact I'm going to post a feed of the Tweets on this blog.

"How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

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